• Students: HOW DO I HAVE AN F?!
  • Me: Well, you got an F on your quiz, and you didn't do your homework, and you were gone for three days, so you got an F on your Participation grade.
  • Students: Well, I thought I would have at least gotten a B.
  • Me: Well, you got an F on your quiz, and you didn't do your homework, and you were gone for three days, so you got an F on your Participation grade.
  • Students: You don't make sense.
  • Me: ....